Because Race Car

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
08/27/2014 at 21:53 • Filed to: None

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Completely covered in stickers. Utterly hideous. Wing looked nasty and yellowed from being in the sun. Found in the ghetto-ass neighborhood near my university.

Also, base model PT Cruiser for further eyeball gouging pleasure.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/27/2014 at 21:58

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So stickers are a bad idea now?...


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/27/2014 at 21:58

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I almost thought that was an L at the end of the PT Cruiser's license plate. That would've been rather fitting.


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/27/2014 at 22:02

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Hey man, those stickers add 10hp when VTEC kicks in.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/27/2014 at 22:04

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No, you don't understand. Stickers induce lift. Must have wing to offset that.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > desertdog5051
08/27/2014 at 22:11

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But the wing is tilted upwards, which would make it generate lift... I genuinely don't understand this car.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/27/2014 at 22:15

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This should help compensate... (Kellogg and West)

(Not my picture)


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/27/2014 at 22:35

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He is obviously an engineer with Boeing and knows much more than you or I.


Kinja'd!!! Vi517, JDX Racing > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/27/2014 at 22:36

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Dat angle....


Kinja'd!!! holdenbacktears > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
08/27/2014 at 22:46

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Looks like something you'd make in San Andreas...


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > desertdog5051
08/27/2014 at 23:09

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If the back of the car is flying through the air then there's less rolling resistance